he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
