i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Your cock deserves a montage
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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