Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Randomize