All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
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