so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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