apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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