There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I could fuck to npr.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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