So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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