You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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