but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Two words: blizzard sex
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
