How'd it feel making her break her religion?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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