It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I will pee on everything he values.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
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