dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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