no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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