i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
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