At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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