better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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