There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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