Do vagina's smell?
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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