I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
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