For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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