her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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