you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
