Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
No subtext here. People are naked.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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