if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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