I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
She swung at the pinata with crutches
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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