First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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