WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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