I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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