i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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