how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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