it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
So apparently I’m into choking now
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