My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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