He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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