why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I had to cum in my sink.
Randomize
