office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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