belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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