we're blogging at a bar
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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