This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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