we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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