i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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