I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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