So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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