Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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