You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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