if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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