What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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