i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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