Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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