return my video game
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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