i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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