By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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