We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize