if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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