In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
