I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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