i was born a porn star she said
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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